Chapter 2.0

Plush Toys With Sound

Get Angry! Flip 'em the Bird! This bundle comes with two Angry Birds (red and yellow) and an evil green pig with a funny moustache (I do not like green eggs and ham.) Eggs are not included! Get your own!
--Each toy retails for $18 ($54 TOTAL!)

$19.99

Everything you need to survive an undead uprising.

Zombie Books

• The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks (Plan ahead!)
• World War Z by Max Brooks (An Oral History of the Zombie War.)
• Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Seth Grahame-Smith and an undead Jane Austen. (Even classic literature is not safe from a Zombie apocalypse.)

Zombie Games

• Zombie Fluxx (Survival takes practice. Many ways to win... and die.)
• Zombie Dice (BRAINS!!!! Play the role of a Zombie. It's better to be the living dead than the dead! Game created by Steve Jackson.)